2012 Main experience so far

Main event 2012 and other Poker nonsense So I was only going to play a few events go to California visit friends and family for a week and go to mexico but that plan seems to have changed after I decided to play the main. I am happy that I decided to play the main. Helps to my happiness that I have 103,400 after day one and will come back to 250/500 (200 bigs). Still a long ways to go but good start. Have a few funny stories and hand historys from day one. My first table was a dream. 10 handed 7 passive donks and 3 guys playing but very transparent. I had decided from the get go (well probably every tournament i play anyways ,guns where going to come out blazed). Chipped up nicely and slowly to about 36k with no showdown. If it was folded to me I opened almost any two, if I guy raised late i flated in position with a huge range. I was being pretty absurd lol. I could tell people where getting agitated and annoyed and where thinking who the hell is this ass monkey muppet donk retard cock kajsd;flksd. First huge hand I had was great because it was against the guy that apparently runs worst then anyone in the world and Im not sure how he doesnt have a book out yet on how to crush poker. Raise utg call call villian calls i flat on the button with 54 offsuit (hooooooooooood)......Flop is J32cc....check check check bet 1/2 pot i call fold fold fold we are heads up to the turn...turn is BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM....ace.........so the board reads j32A cchh.....He checks....I know he has a hand here and I know he doenst put me on an ace (because ive been beyond absurd)...So i bet huge 3k, He snappppppps......turn is a 8 of hearts putting backdoor hearts, which i dont think he he has too much here. I bet 5k.....He says callllllllllllllll alll loud like hes caught some bluffing confidently . I table 54 offsuit and he goes into about 1-2 minute of Phil Hellmuth like ranting before folding. His poor neighbor to his right had to keep hearing his sob stories because he happened to be the one nice enough not to completely ingnore the donk.. Next big hand I raise jj late call call.....small blind old man around 60ish three bet squeezes for about the 3-4th time...I folded everytime, didnt feel like getting super hoood with it but this time JJ, I am wayyyyy ahead of his range (considering this is the 3rd of 4th time he squeezed in a couple orbits) so I call...everyone elses folds.....Flop is 1052ccc all clubs i have jj jack of club......he leads into me for about 60 percent pot i call.......turn is a 7 offsuit non club....he bets 5.5k (which is alot of chips at this point)...I had a split second thought of folding but then replayed the hand in my head and if u add the past times he squeezed I should be ahead here. So i called.....river is an offsuit 8...board reads 1052ccc78.....He bets 6k.......not folding the river after calling turn......he announces " I got the ten"....I tabled JJ.....He goes to throw his hand in the muck and a player at the table (who i played a 1500 with earlier who is tight/solid/transparent) asked to see his hand....Old man eruppppppppts in anger......"Do you haveeeeeee any respectttttttttt" "You mustttttttttttttt not play that much to be asking this" "What a fucking clownnnnnnnn"........"Flooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor" ....Flooor come over and ask whats the problem is....Floor hears the story and says sorry sir you have to show ur hand if someone requested it and u where called......he was soooooooo pisssed.........."Fine im going to ask to see your guys cards everrrrrrrrrry single time".....floor man snap says "We arent going to do that"......Old man tables 103 offsuit for kitchies and a no good top pair......LoooooL gottemmmmmmmmmm.......Table is a bit on edge after this small conterversy. The old man is sitll bickering to the kid and the kid who has been quiet for like 6-8 hours worth of time ive played with him is fired up pissed off yellling at him back. To follow up on this, an orbit goes by. There was a raise a call and the young kid flatted from the sb. Flop went check check check....turn went kid bets out fold fold......Old man snap says.........."I want to see his handdddddddddd".... The ones at the table that understood the rule started laughing at the ignorance of the old man...Floor comes over hears what he has to cry about and then says sir thats not how the rule works, There has to be a call. Kid snap says "Looks likeeeeeee you haveeeeeeeent played much pokerrrrrrr"....Old man is on epic tilttt lol....I raise rags utg call call old man piles 16k at 100/200 (which is absurdly bad no matter what ur hand is lol)....folds to me i fold fold....Young solid kid knows the old man is on tilt and decides to call with 99 (questionable call but with the old man on tilt its probably a +ev call lol)...Old man tables aj offsuit lol......old man wins the hand is all of sudden not on monkey ape shit tilt anymore and starts playing normal....I continue my dominance, Im opening, three betting, rep mining, Hoooding, double float ripping, I think everything I did was working. I had a read on everyone at the table and things where working out perfectly. My friend Andres Peraya (Anderssoprano online) shows up to my table and has a big grinnnn on his face when he sees my chipstack. The kid to my left knew Andres so i knew the kid played online. The kid said oh u know Andres u must play online. "Ive played a few tournaments here and there"...."Are you the battler33?"......I erupt in laughter (I admire the sick hero that is called thebattler33) "Am i playing that absurd"? whats your name.."Nick Carrillo"..."Oh boy things make alot more sense now"..."I know who you are".....I get up to 74k at 100/200 and hear the bad news that we are breaking and moving rooms.........Barffff.......Moving tables is always adjustment because alot of my game is feeel, I had everyone peggged.....I Moved tables before I could even get all my chips out of the bag, Another huge stack with about 55k raises and I have snap call with 76s. along with the big blind calling.......Flop is 842dd i have diamonds....bet call big blind calls....turn is 6...this is where i hate my play (maybe being result orienated, live by the rep mine die by the repmine) at this point Im putting him on Overpair,better flushdraw, or air, by raising here I can possibly get an overpair to fold/smashriver, get a better flushdraw to fold/call behind, win the pot vs air (also make the bb fold who probably has the best hand if bettor has air) anyways as soon as the bb folds, he snappppppppppppppppppppppppppp pilessssssss 55k.......I was like wtffff......Asked for a count (not sure why im saving face)....then at one point I was thinking there was a possibilty i was beating a5dd but then laughed at my insanity, thought to myself "Trying to find the one hand you beat wtf is ur problem sir fold already"....I fold, guy tables 66 for turned set....Nh sluggger......"Oh I really thought u where calling"....After playing with that guy for hours after, If I called would of beeen the nut worst of all time. Table dynamics changed a bit....I had some sick euro dude to my direct left, two to that guys left was somebody, Solid player for sure. There was 4 tight weak/passive old man, the overplaying kid to my right. After a several opens, I could tell this sick euro guy was going to be a fucking thorn on my side, Hes three betting me to death. But just like all the sick maniac spazzs they either get on heaps or bust. He 5 bet folded 2 times pre ante lol. I was admiring the spew as the tight old man are thinking that hes a complete retard idiot. He had spewed his stack down to 13k when this hand happened.......He opened, one of the old man that shakes his head at how aggro he is flats (lol at his flat)....Flop is 1093ss....Old man fires overpot loooool like 3k or so....Kid just piles his stack in (12k total) old man ask for a count, in the middle of counting the chips, he calls the rest and flips over 105 offsuit for top pair shit kicker......River was a 10 and the young euro kid hit the showers......As soon as he bust, all the old men (young bad overplaying kid as well) start talking on how they new that was going to happen, that he was playing toooo crazy and theres only one way thats is going to end... I should obv stay out of thier conversation and but felt the need to stick up the maniacs of the world (theres no fucking need its dumb)......In my opinion there is always a battle bewteen the nits and maniacs in poker. Bad nits hate the maniacs because they cant play thier game comfortable and they put them in situations in which they are not comfortable with and end up making bad decisions. For this they hate maniacs. Maniacs dislike nits because in thier insane heads they feel that nits are playing incorrectly and when a maniac spazzes to a nit, in thier mind they are bad for always having it (lool)...Anyways i had to chime in and say, (again beyond dumb) I didnt think anything that kid didwas wrong and just because hes playing a different game then you, thiers no point of talking shit beyond his back.. Thats when one of the quieter old man that wasnt talking shit chimes in says, yeah Im pretty sure that kid won something huge in europe (I laugh inside)....Then guy says yeah maybe ur right, I did play a 65k pot vs him q10s vs his 1010 on a 1052 flop (i wanst thier lol) and " I hit running flush to cripple him"....."Oh how did the hand go down" -me...."He raised i called, flop was 1052 he bet i raise he raise i shoved" well played sluggggerrr ....Anyways with that guy gone, it let the door open to turn into the maniac. So I started owning again. Guy to my right was getting real pisssed off, because after seeing how he played I wanted to play every single pot vs his stack in position vs him because he played so poorly post. I was absolutely destroying him, so he just shutdown for a long time. Seat one gets filled by some sicko dont know his name, but i played with him in a 1500 and I felt he outplayed me in some spots. Wasnt happy he was to my left but I was happy he only had 15k. After 5 hands he was up to 20k and was asserting his table dominance when this hand occurred......I raise ak utg+1 he three bets me i 4 bet, he piles I call......All close to standard online.....Live they where like wtffffffffffffffffff.....My ak was vs qq i smasssshhhhed an ace on the flop and he didnt rebink and Now i was up to 80k......Big pot cus I either go to 40k or 80k...Plus its huge that hes gone. So I open, Open Open Open (good solid kid put me in my place a couple times)....Ran it up to 120k, started to get tired and back/neck hurt real bad for sitting in a chair for so long....Had a couple poorly played hands and ended the night with 103,400....Im pretty happy about my stack coming back with 200 bigs at 250/500....Not bad day one at all hopefully have a good day 2 and go from thier. Hopefully improve on my cash from 2007 506th place and why not just win ittttttt...One hand One day at a time, Cant wait for the restart on Tuesday.....Gl Rounder63 Ps I have had to restarin myself from Kurt like facebook spew and say I cant wait for chrsitmas morning on tuesday