Hes backkkkk.......Anyways time to reflect on whats going on.....Personally Ive moved to santa clarita, I live in a two bedroom townhome and its nice peacefull and quiet for war........Last month, I went and played some Lapc events and obviously took one down for first place..Live poker is retarded....but its highly profitable...But its highly annoying to hear donktards talk about thier poker theories, question peoples play, talk about every bad beat they have ever occured, some of them dont shower etc etc etc....its also annoying i can only sit on one table, the cards get shuffled manually and sitting in a chair and not moving and mentally thinking can be very draining...but live donks are clueless and i love them!!...The 6 handed event that i won was awesome, it had rollercoaster like stages in it for me...anyone that follows me knows my chip stack goes up and down pretty crazy.....I started off like gang busters, raising, re-raising, bluffing, going all in and getting called when i have the nuts, i was inhaling everyone at the table.....some guy called me terminator and was amazed on how i controlled the table and how i wasnt scared to put chips in the pot....In the middle of the tournament i was chip leader and got invovled in a big pot vs the guy that called me terminator and his tourmament life was on the line when i called him all in and he had a flush draw and no live overs....but he rivered a flush for a big pot...i kept my compsure good and kept playing and going going and kept inhaling people until i got moved tables with about 36 to go..
Being switched to a new table sucked... I had no idea how people where playing and there where a couple deep big stacks and i could tell there where a couple guys that knew what they where doing and werent scared to put chips in the pot.......My game wasnt working and i wasnt getting cards and this crazy texan omaha beast kept owning me and it was getting annoying..So I was "brett" like grinding (brett7192 is my poker buddy from Iowa who is an expert on how to be patient and milk the short stack).....picked some spots and was surviving......the bubble was soon coming and i was probably 14/24 or so..with top 18 getting paid.....
Its pretty funny......Online im a crazy asshole who is hated by everyone and hates everyone and i like it that way because i dont like taking money of people i like...thats the rounder63 persona!!.....the crazy beast who brings his shield and sword and is ready for battle....but when i play live im plain nick carrillo with a hidden rounder63 beast ready to come out.
With 24 left rounder63 beast came out...some doucheberry donk who was annnnnnnnnoying the living shit out of me and driving me nuts got involved in a pot.....he raised on the button the big blind who wsa playing pretty good and tight re-raised him and he stubbornly called....the flop came ace high and the big blind checked....donk bet big and strong and fast...i smelt bluff....as did the big blind....he called......turn was a brick....he bet again....big blind called.....the river was a blank and he checked....and looked soooo defeated..big bling showed QQ....and he got sooooooooo upset and angerly said......"You called with thattttttttt!!! what are you thinking thiers and ace out there"...and the doucheberry mucked his cards...i got pissed.....and said " Ok let me get this.....he completely outplays you owns you calls you down and you redicule him are u freaking serious??...he got sooooooooo pisssssssed.."what are you his personal bodyguard, your not in the pot stay out of my businesss"..i say " I have to listen to you be a little baby i have the right to say something"....the floorman came over listen to our stories and i am just laughinag at how a 40-50 year old man can be acting like a complete donkey fuck......floorman came over listen to our stories and i started laughing when he was telling his version of the story because it was making him looooooooook so fucking stupid and i just started laughing and he got soo mad and ask the flooorman " tell him to stop laughing at me"...what a fucking idiot lololol.....so i start laughing harder cus he is acting like he is 3 years old, flooorman says stop laughing and i quietly walk away as the break arrived.....
wow people are amazing......so we get back from break and the donk instead of being all happy and telling donk stories is all pissed off and moody and we are closed to making the money....first hand he shoves all in......everyone folds.....next hand he shoves all in again.....mind you he is overshoving, his chip stack doesnt warrnt him to shove but he just tilty being stupid....i look down i have 1010 and instnat call....its about 75 percent of my chips but i know hes being donk tard....he flips over a4 and sure enough im way ahead.....i soooooooo want to knock this fucking donkey out because of our beef....sure enough ace on the flop he starts dancing up and down like a monkeyfuck and i sit there and take it like a man...say nice hand and keep my rage inside because i really want to say something bad but ive been here before and need to act like it and losing my cool will do nothing but make me lose.....so now im 24/24...and top 18 make the money and im very short stack...
i know i cant sit around the blinds are too big compared to my stack and i need to start moving chips around so i switch gears and start being a major beast not worried about my tournament life......im gainging and gaining chips....then i go on a card rush and my table image looks like im being crazy but now im getting the cards to back it up and i take offffffffff....the bubble comes and im about 7/18...i get switched tables and i just start owning everrrrrrrryoneeeeeee.i get real happy when i see the baby donk get knocked out and he leaves in a rage
" how the kjasdkjdf;ld do u call wiht j10 u #$%$#%$ what the $#$%34 ar4 u thinking" the floorman tells him to leave and i smile as the tilted donk is out of the tournametn on the other table..im owning.helps getting AA couple times...im chip leader and a beastful chip leader at that....we get down to two tables (12)..(its 6 handed tournament).....we get down to 7 and make it one table...and all we had to do was knock out one person and we could go to sleep and come back for the next day for final table.....well 3 hours later we still had nobody out and my beastful chip lead went away and i was 3/7 and was getting annnoyed.....on the last hand finallllly someone got knocked out and we could go to sleep after a grueling long day of sitting in a chair listening to donks and playing 13 hours of live poker i coudlnt wait to hit my bed....
Woke up the next day was still pretty tired , didnt sleep too well...Steve and Dave where going to come sweat my final table.....I felt pretty confident but wasnt too happy that the crazy omaha beast was to my left and wasnt scared to lose and would play for first....i told steve and dave if somehow he could lose it would open everything up for me to win......final table begins....and wow it started off like fireworks...crazy omaha texan beast is first to go and i coudltn have a bigger smile on my face.....another active player gets knocked out again by the same player in the next couple hands....so we are 4 handed and im 2/4 and some guy who isnt a very good player has most of the chips after knocking out the omaha texan beast and the good young active player......the guy to my right is very shortstack and tight and playing good..hes barely alive but then i double him up and things get nervous for me...im 3/4 and not good shape...but then magic happens.it comes around to him again and this is when i loooked like a complete douche but i apologized...he goes all in and i look at one card and ask him to start counting his chip....then i finally look at the other one and i have pocket aces!!.....i quickly sayyyyyyy so sorry man and call and knock him out.....we are three handed.. im 2/3...the chip leader has about 65 percent of the chips...the guy to my left is the one that called me terminator in the beginging and was cool funny guy(who i later in another touranment swapped percantages of )...he was decent knew what he was doing and was a threat to knock me out....with payouts 21,500 11,500 7,500.......i really felt it would be a good idea to make a deal, so i suggested it.....we looked at it and came to a deal of....first would get 16,200 i would get 12,000 and the other guy would get 11,000....we all agreed but then played for the pride and glory and trophy and watch, which i wanted more then the 12,000 call me crazy lol........we ended up playing it out , I will tell you about one funny hand and the most improatnt hand......me and the good player to my left got it all in prefrlop my a10 vs his 77...and the flop was j92...this is when i made the table , the railbirds and touranemnt director savage go crazy...after the j92 flop was deal..i said ok dealer give me an 8 because i dont want to hit yet.....turn is an 8.....now give me a 7 for a striaght and the vicotry.....river is a 7.......everyone is like how the hell did he call that......lol....we got heads up and the guy was completely outclassed and overmatched and was getting severly outplayed owned engulfed inhaled bulldozed however you want to say it I owned him and took it down after hes shoved all in on my set vs his gutshot lol.....i hugged steve and dave and got interview went to the steakhouse at commerce and ordered two filet mignons and a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate the victory.....hopefully theres a vicotry in this upcoming world series as i am scheduled to play some events and hopefully do good and play even more....i plan to live in vegas for a month and completely own it!......my next blog soon to follow will be with my latest online results...
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