Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Rounder63 the Worst Nut Reg

Its been a long Road and Long struggle and many and many of thousands of games.....but finally I have arrived........I have been born.....

I am Rounder63 and Im the Worst Nuttttttttttt Reg....what does that exaclty mean???....For the people that dont speak poker lingo...That is implying that Of all the regulars that grind everyday, I am the absolute worst of alll of them.......I love it!.....Where was the name born?!?!?...Name was born from another regular that went on life tilt when I called him all in with 87 sooted and destroyed his ak...

"You are the absolute worst rounder, I mean you actually think your good but you are by far the worst player I have ever seen in my entire life" "I was at your Lapc final table and you played like the worst absolute donkey that I have ever seen and me and my roomate where laughing at how terrible you are"...I laughed inside because I shipped that tournament.....

It's ok call me a donk, I dont care, I actually love it!...Ive been the underdog my whole life and thats how I love to roll.....

I am simply annoying,unconventional and it also helps that have to look at my "Fat ass ugly avatar"

Moorman, a Player I greatly respect and admire his accomplishments and skills and aggresive play, I got underneath his skin the other month In a 6 max donkament and It brought a smile to my face....

I was flatting and hooding(Just calling his raises or calling out of position) all his raises playing every pot I could against him, He got the best of me alot of them but im sure I was being extremely annoying because no pot was easy for him

Finally My 76 sooted beat his 99 after the flop when I "Rounder Smashed a flop"...his responce

"You are the worst"...I replied with...."No you got it wrong sir, I am the Worst Nut Reg"...his responce, "Your the Nut Worst Reg"...comical... Time to run off with my Nickname

Past 14 months, I have worked incredibly hard to fix my leaks and I feel about 5 months ago everything came together for me and I just started shipping everything left and right...

Rounder63 7,057 $23.78 $68 44% $167,835 Super Tilt N/A FullTilt 10/1/2010 3/8/2011

Not bad for being the Worst Nut reg!

This year 2011
Rounder63 2,250 $48 $81 36% $108,005 Super Tilt N/A FullTilt Year2011 x

Not bad for being the NUT WORST REG...........Now that I have a bigger roll, I dont have sell my action like i have for the past 3 years....thats alot of money I have given away but its just how poker works.....

I feel in my heart and Mind 2011 is the year I break out and make it big, Ive gotten close in a couple of big buy in tournaments this year and its only about time I "Rounder Smash" a little bit too much and ship the big buy in tournament"

Its ok I will stay under the radar a bit have the poker world think im a complete douche, while I print the money...Moving to vegas next month to further push my career to hopefully reach all my goals and dreams......I will also be playing less online, more live and More free time in real life.....Cus theres been alot taken out of Rounder63 the nut worst reg.....Im actually human not machine.

Some memorable Rounder63 hatorade the past couple months..

"I hope you have to watch your family die in a fire slowly"

Chananya: &$#$kk yuou
Chananya: rounder
Chananya: seriously
Rounder63: noep &%&# you
Chananya: &$@ you dude
...Rounder63: how #!!% you
Dealer: DewintonJAB has 15 seconds left to act
Chananya: and your faggy lol's

Rounder63: gg
Dealer: Rounder63 wins the pot (2,400)
Vampire Donk (Observer): %#&& you!
Dealer: Hand #22560939471
Rounder63: no f you
...Dealer: Rounder63 wins the pot (1,200)
Dealer: Hand #22560942279
Rounder63: and gg
Dealer: breastknight wins the pot (1,200)
Vampire Donk (Observer): lick it
Dealer: Hand #22560946325
Vampire Donk (Observer): die please
Vampire Donk (Observer): tonight
Dealer: Rounder63 wins the pot (1,200)
Vampire Donk (Observer): of something horrible
Dealer: Hand #22560949076
Dealer: Rounder63 has 15 seconds left to act
Vampire Donk (Observer): u prob never go out so hit by as car prob out the question
Vampire Donk (Observer): lets hope heart attack

amyallin (Observer): if it wasnt for idiot pro bots like you
amyallin (Observer): this game would be no fun
Dealer: dblejack has 15 seconds left to act
Rounder63: gg
Dealer: THE PADRINO1 has 15 seconds left to act
amyallin (Observer): gb
amyallin (Observer): gb=good bot
Rounder63: gg
amyallin (Observer): not your average bot but clever
Dealer: majsterst has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: dblejack wins the pot (1,000)
Dealer: Hand #22615585376
Dealer: THE PADRINO1 has 15 seconds left to act
amyallin (Observer): it got a little confused and disconnected u
Dealer: cardsfan04 has 15 seconds left to act
amyallin (Observer): but just for a split second
Dealer: majsterst has 15 seconds left to act
amyallin (Observer): no big deal


G3N371X: logic in that?
Dealer: G3N371X has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: G3N371X has requested TIME
Rounder63: figured u could fold ur mid pair
Rounder63: i played it like a set
Rounder63: i played it like a set
G3N371X: doubt im double barrling a mid pair
System: The $35,000 KO Guarantee ($120+$9 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 8 minutes.
Dealer: Suicide King007 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: G3N371X shows [Ac As]
Dealer: Suicide King007 shows [Tc Kh]
Rounder63: even it hougth i had a set

RgnrDnskjld: this site is a fcuking joke
Dealer: extress finishes in 17th place
RgnrDnskjld: that crap happens way more than it should
RgnrDnskjld: they run a skew to have more big hands hit
RgnrDnskjld: cheating &&% bs
Rounder63: then why are u playing
Dealer: Hand #22638435748
RgnrDnskjld: because the casino is an 1 hr drive
Dealer: vaux le vacomte has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: majid2 wins the pot (900)
Dealer: Hand #22638448031
Dealer: Rounder63 wins the pot (1,050)
Dealer: Hand #22638461410
RgnrDnskjld: you know this is the only major site that does NOT do an annual outside audit
RgnrDnskjld: on the algarythme
Dealer: 222 DuecesWild has 15 seconds left to act
Rounder63: then tha tmakes u stupid for playing here
Rounder63: congrats
RgnrDnskjld: you must have majored in logic
Dealer: 222 DuecesWild has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: 222 DuecesWild has 15 seconds left to act
RgnrDnskjld: because if it makes me an IDIOT than it also makes you an IDIOT; IDIOT
Rounder63: i have none of this information
Rounder63: and i make money online
Rounder63: so gg
Dealer: Raise4food wins the pot (1,790)
Dealer: Hand #22638493701
vaux le vacomte: i have to agree with Rg...way too many hideous beats here
Rounder63: ur the idiot gg
RgnrDnskjld: THX
Dealer: untaktik has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: untaktik has requested TIME
Rounder63: gg on being an idiot


drunkpiggy: stupid
fgpmadv (Observer): lol
Dealer: Taillo has 15 seconds left to act
Rounder63: gg
Dealer: zandys s wins the pot (100)
Dealer: Hand #22680467015
robgraves777: that was really awful kalle
drunkpiggy: idiot move
Dealer: drunkpiggy shows [Qc Qs]
Dealer: robgraves777 shows [2h 2c]
Dealer: drunkpiggy shows a full house, Queens full of Aces
Dealer: robgraves777 shows two pair, Aces and Twos
Dealer: drunkpiggy wins the pot (830) with a full house, Queens full of Aces
Rounder63: i was gambler before i was a poker player boys and girls
Rounder63: GG
Dealer: Hand #22680478652
drunkpiggy: ur a retard thats all!
Rounder63: obv


Epiphany86 (Observer): die slow you dumb pos
Dealer: JMFR has 15 seconds left to act
Epiphany86 (Observer): You're so horribad it makes me lol
Dealer: WISHIGOTFPPS has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: uscollie wins the pot (40)
Dealer: Hand #23190440898
Epiphany86 (Observer): Any amount of money over any amount of tournies over any amount of time
Epiphany86 (Observer): I rape you day in day out
Rounder63: gg


bsg1973: really
bsg1973: lmfao
Dealer: eliduque has 15 seconds left to act
bsg1973: i swear u r the computer rounders
Rounder63: thats me
Rounder63: robot on crack
System: The $18,500 Guarantee (1r+1a) ($50+$5 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 6 minutes.
Dealer: Rounder63 wins the pot (1,280)
Dealer: Hand #23192543269
bsg1973: one card and one card only and u hit the river
bsg1973: 10 8 all in
Dealer: CBorders wins the pot (80)
Dealer: Hand #23192549678
Rounder63: just got to believe
jeblet2: A4
eliduque: it was clearly based on the other guys hand
eliduque: not urs
bsg1973: i was the raiser


jspitz00 [observer]: sucha fkin joke
jspitz00 [observer]: NICE CALL PREFLOP
Rounder63: gg
jspitz00 [observer]: U FKING IDIOT
Rounder63: 2700 afte rthe flop ak high
Rounder63: next time fold donk
Rounder63: gg
Rounder63: and welcome to the rounder63 show
jspitz00 [observer]: ur a joke
Dealer: Jackovich, it's your turn. You have 12 seconds to act
Rounder63: gg
jspitz00 [observer]: i took this down 3 times ft 6 times ur a joke
Rounder63: gg
Dealer: Jackovich, it's your turn. You have 12 seconds to act
Jackovich: are u a celebrity?
jspitz00 [observer]: both of u are joke
Dealer: Jackovich, it's your turn. You have 12 seconds to act
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Dealer: Jackovich has high card King
Dealer: kuwaiti 27 has a flush, King high
Dealer: Game #48727189763: kuwaiti 27 wins pot (2,360) with a flush, King high
jspitz00 [observer]: i bet both of u dont even place
Rounder63: gg
jspitz00 [observer]: joke
Jackovich: i bet u don't either
Dealer: Jackovich, it's your turn. You have 12 seconds to act
Dealer: Game #48727220663: kuwaiti 27 wins pot (630)
jspitz00 [observer]: i forgot where playin joke poker


Magic Masi Nr1: you make me all time TILT
Rounder63: i would tilt
Rounder63: when u get that owned
Dealer: Bertrand13 wins the pot (200)
Dealer: Hand #24508185081
Rounder63: ur on snapp call with bottom pair
Dealer: Rounder63 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: guitey has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: RockRockAA has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Magic Masi Nr1 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: RockRockAA has 15 seconds left to act
Magic Masi Nr1: you play 12 tables
Dealer: RockRockAA has timed out
Magic Masi Nr1: and win only 5k in 90 days
Magic Masi Nr1: you call all
Dealer: Magic Masi Nr1 has 15 seconds left to act
Magic Masi Nr1: you rerais all

Eddiesbaby: really
Eddiesbaby: come on
Eddiesbaby: what are you doing
Rounder63: ur fold button is on the bottom right hand corner
Dealer: whiskey4475 wins the pot (100)
Eddiesbaby: i shoved
Dealer: Hand #24752933567
Eddiesbaby: you called with bottom pair
Rounder63: i didnt call
Rounder63: i lead all


Dealer: Hand #24779144158
AC00p14 (Observer): hahahahahaha
Manhat10ite (Observer): wtf are you thinking
Dealer: Tardigrada1 has registered late for the tournament and will be dealt in on their big blind
Manhat10ite (Observer): I thought you were a decent player
AC00p14 (Observer): amazing what u &&%%ers get away with on this site
Rounder63: gg
AC00p14 (Observer): %#&& u
Rounder63: no f u


kjDMB41: My brand of poker is unique, Not many people can be disguise as a donk, play like a donk but be a SHARK.
kjDMB41: LOL GTFO
Dealer: Rounder63 wins the pot (206)
Tournament Director: The blinds are now 40/80 with an ante of 10
Dealer: Hand #25470936168
Dealer: amura6six has 15 seconds left to act
kjDMB41: My brand of poker is unique, Not many people can be disguise as a donk, play like a donk but be a SHARK.
System: The $9,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) ($30+$3 PL Omaha Hi) will be starting in 6 minutes.
kjDMB41: you really wrote that?
Dealer: FULLTILT187 wins the pot (250)
Dealer: Hand #25470954730
Rounder63: welcome to the show
Rounder63: Rounder63 show!!
Dealer: Rounder63 wins the pot (290)
Dealer: Hand #25470967982
Rounder63: ur just in the video of my greatness
kjDMB41: i mean, i get the power of positive thinking, but come on
Dealer: my44izSET has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: my44izSET has timed out
Rounder63: hey they gave a retard the controsl what can u guys do
Dealer: FULLTILT187 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: loose_cannon_jj wins the pot (170)
Dealer: Hand #25471000742
kjDMB41: you should coach me
System: The $9,500 KO Guarantee ($10+$1 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
Dealer: Sharkomaha has 15 seconds left to act
Rounder63: u dont want to be in the land of the sickness
Dealer: FULLTILT187 has 15 seconds left to act
kjDMB41: i cant figure out if your stats are good, or your volume is so absurd
kjDMB41: ive played with you forever, and i feel like you play EVERYTHING


WHERE NUT REG WAS ORGINATED!!

Team Snacks: ur so bad
Dealer: Hand #26290036700
Dealer: Team Snacks finishes in 104th place
Dealer: Chip me UP YOh has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Chip me UP YOh has requested TIME
Dealer: Gracie8585 has 15 seconds left to act
Team Snacks (Observer): ur like nut worst reg
Dealer: Gracie8585 shows [Td Th]
Dealer: suntrios shows [3d 3c]
Team Snacks (Observer): my roommate and i couldnt stop laughing how bad u were @ that 6max lapc
Rounder63: gg



Dealer: jesseja777 has 15 seconds left to act
Kantakuzenos: %#&& YOU
Kantakuzenos: homo
Dealer: jesseja777 has timed out
Rounder63: how homo
Neutro1: lol

ZAGORI_ELLAS: J Q. wow And your still in the game?
Dealer: Marlboroman-5 wins the pot (3,375)
Dealer: Hand #26672608334
Rounder63: im that guy
Dealer: keepdreamnboy66 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: celtics2 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Rounder63 shows [9h Ah]
Dealer: Dobe2 shows [Jc 8c]
ZAGORI_ELLAS: Ok, good luck with that


This was a reg that i put over the edge...guy is a sick feaster

Zackattak1327: HELLO TABLE
Zackattak1327: IM A HUGE JERKOFF NIT
Dealer: Zackattak1327 wins the pot (16,100)
Dealer: Hand #26734381176
Zackattak1327: WHO REJAMS AA PRAYING I CAN COOLER SUM1
Zackattak1327: SO I CAN FOLD MY WAY BACK DOWN TO 10BBS
Dealer: granyar wins the pot (8,600)
Dealer: Hand #26734384827
Zackattak1327: SO I CAN JAM AGAIN
Rounder63: dont get lost in the rounder63 show sir
sqrltyler (Observer): (8
Zackattak1327: IDK WHO U R
Dealer: Zackattak1327 wins the pot (8,600)
Dealer: Hand #26734388536
Zackattak1327: BUT LICK MY BALLZ
Dealer: fuzm11 has 15 seconds left to act
Rounder63: class
Dealer: fuzm11 wins the pot (16,100)
Zackattak1327: YESS
Dealer: Hand #26734394636
sqrltyler (Observer): they taste like.......victory
Zackattak1327: ALOT OF CLASS
Zackattak1327: LEMME REPEAT
Zackattak1327: LICK
Zackattak1327: MY
Zackattak1327: FKIN
Zackattak1327: HUGE
Higgo1888 (Observer): rounder the legend
Zackattak1327: BADETZ
Dealer: Zackattak1327 wins the pot (16,100)
Dealer: Hand #26734398420
Zackattak1327: HOWS THAT
Zackattak1327: HEY ROUNDER
Rounder63: pretty tilty
Zackattak1327: ROUDNER SHOW
Athanasios 9 (Observer): lol the rounder show
Dealer: Daniel Foldeanu wins the pot (16,100)
sqrltyler (Observer): feel the heat
Athanasios 9 (Observer): lol
Dealer: Hand #26734403431
Zackattak1327: WAT HICK STATE R U FROM
Zackattak1327: TITLE CHANGE
peppermintpg (Observer): lol
Rounder63: Eastside Palmdale
Zackattak1327: DA JERKOFF SHOW
sqrltyler (Observer): haters thread gettin fed
Zackattak1327: dude
Rounder63: always sir
Stump12 (Observer): get him rounder
Dealer: fuzm11 has 15 seconds left to act
Zackattak1327: GGOGOGOGO
Zackattak1327: ROUNDER
Zackattak1327: RANDOM CLOWN
Zackattak1327: BRO
Zackattak1327: IM
Dealer: Daniel Foldeanu wins the pot (26,710)
Zackattak1327: ZACKATTAK13 BRO
Dealer: Hand #26734416278
Zackattak1327: IM LIKE GOD
Dealer: granyar wins the pot (8,600)
Rounder63: did u forget ur meds today
Dealer: Hand #26734418702
Zackattak1327: MY BADET> TABLE
Zackattak1327: SICK LINE HICKBOY
Dealer: Zackattak1327 wins the pot (8,600)
Dealer: Hand #26734421586
Zackattak1327: HERES A GOOD LINE FOR U
Zackattak1327: THAT U NEVER HEARD
Dealer: fuzm11 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Daniel Foldeanu wins the pot (16,100)
Dealer: Hand #26734429055
Zackattak1327: LICK MY HUGE FKIN BADETZ
willv (Observer): rounder only talks to these young boys
Dealer: Zackattak1327 wins the pot (16,100)
Dealer: Hand #26734432645
Stump12 (Observer): Zack ur an idiot
Zackattak1327: ABNOTHER SICK LINE
Dealer: Zackattak1327 wins the pot (16,100)
Dealer: Hand #26734436920
Zackattak1327: U GUYS PROB FRIENDS
Zackattak1327: BENDOVER BUDDYS
System: The Turbo Fiddy ($50+$5 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 6 minutes.
sampy2011 (Observer): GO PINOY
Zackattak1327: IS UR NAME NEAL AND BOB? OR IS THAT WAT U DO
Dealer: Zackattak1327 wins the pot (26,100)
Dealer: Hand #26734443879
sqrltyler (Observer): yeah we run the turkish baths out west


till next time

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Putting people of life tilt seems to be your specialty.

Sterling said...

look out all you averagely bad regs...the nut bad reg is in the house!

Great update to the blog!

Unknown said...

i got a 9999999999999999999

WillCory10 said...

The Nut low

Unknown said...

nice write up man.. played against ya a few times in the 45 man SNG's and High MTT's..just been breakin after a bad start to 2011.. best of luck~ bcrawley51 on FTP

Anonymous said...

Good to see you haven't changed since the War2 days. :) gl hf dude!

-UncleBobbo